…you can ensure your preparedness for the zombie apocalype at this helpful store I saw in Orlando, Florida. Alternatively, you can bunk with my Dad, whose habit of purchasing cleaning supplies at Costco ensures he’ll have the cleanest toilets around.
What’s the one thing you’d want to have around, should the Zombie Apocalypse strike? I’m stockpiling dark chocolate and toilet paper, because certain standards should be maintained, even after the end of civilization. 🙂