Me: Can you stop at the grocery store on your way home?
Tech Support: Sure!
Me: There are only three items. Here’s a list.
*Tech Support takes list, exits*
*Tech Support returns several hours later with four full grocery bags*
Me: *unpacks bags, finds many intriguing items, only one of which was on the list* So what happened here?
Tech Support: Why? Did I forget something?
Me: Two somethings. And both of them were bacon.
What totally cliche thing has your spouse done lately? 😀