Tech Support: How’d you sleep?
Me: Not good. Dreamed that I was horribly late for work because a breaker flipped and it was pitch black and no one would go re-flip it.
Tech Support: Huh.
Me: Plus I couldn’t have breakfast because my dad, who mysteriously lived with us, served all of my rice milk to the mafia when the Godfather and his friends came to visit.
Tech Support: I’ve heard the mafia is lactose intolerant.
Me: Right? How’d you sleep?
Tech Support: I dreamed that 170 kids showed up for Halloween and we were giving them grapes.
Me: They probably didn’t like that.
Tech Support: Nope. Especially since we only had one bunch so each kid got a single grape.
Me: Still better than toothbrushes.
Tech Support: Trick or Treat.
Hope your sleep has been sweeter than ours! Have a great weekend, all.