Me: So I have a question.
Tech Support: Why is “trot” a speed but “the trots” something else entirely?
Me: *falls over helplessly giggling like an 8-year-old*
(Ironically, my question did in fact relate to horses, but that wasn’t it!)
What random things does your significant other (or friend, or child) say that have you in immature stitches? Share in the comments!