Thoughts on Returning from Aquaman

Scene: Lindsey and Tech Support driving home after seeing Aquaman

Lindsey: I want my very own angry seahorse.

Tech Support: I thought you wanted a bioluminescent octopus to play the drums for you.

Lindsey: Yes. To play the drums while I ride my angry seahorse.

Tech Support: Like Guitar Guy from Fury Road.

Lindsey: Exactly.

Tech Support: And all the manta rays are yelling “WITNESS ME!!”

This is why we’re married.

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