Scene: Lindsey and Tech Support driving home after seeing Aquaman
Lindsey: I want my very own angry seahorse.
Tech Support: I thought you wanted a bioluminescent octopus to play the drums for you.
Lindsey: Yes. To play the drums while I ride my angry seahorse.
Tech Support: Like Guitar Guy from Fury Road.
Lindsey: Exactly.
Tech Support: And all the manta rays are yelling “WITNESS ME!!”
This is why we’re married.