Disney’s Cinderella – Live Action, Still Boring

September 5, 2015


Cinderella (2015)Maleficent was awesome. It was a creative and compelling reimagining of Sleeping Beauty, with humour and conflict and deep characterizations, and it was just plain beautiful to watch.

I’d always loved the animated Sleeping Beauty, but hated the animated Cinderella, so I was really excited when Disney announced a live action Cinderella. What a great opportunity to take an insipid, anti-feminist story with a “be good and you’ll be rewarded” message and turn it into something rich and empowering!

And then I saw it.

The only reason I made it through the entire thing is that I was too tired to look for the remote.

It’s visually stunning, of course – beautiful to watch. But it’s the same old pap in a fancy new package.

I enjoyed the nod-wink line about how a single meeting isn’t enough to base a marriage on, and yes, it’s true that royal marriages were often based on just that. But Ella and the Prince are still claiming to marry for love, and I just don’t buy that. Pretty faces and shoe size are no basis for lasting happiness!

Not to mention the film’s mantra, which was repeated so often it should be the foundation of a drinking game.

“Have courage and be kind.”

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You’re not fooling Inigo.

I don’t think there’s a single moment in this film where Ella displays courage. Submission. Pliability. Endurance. Not courage. She’s still a passive heroine completely lacking in agency.

As for kindness… If the characters’ actions are any indication, they’re not talking about being kind at all. They’re talking about being nice. They’re talking about being good, which in Disney’s world seems to mean obedient. Not a virtue I want my role models modelling.

And can I just say how tired I am of watching Helena Bonham Carter play the wacky, flaky, irrational sidekick? I’m betting she’s getting tired of it, too.

In conclusion, if you haven’t seen this movie yet, skip it. Watch Ever After instead.

Ever After

Drew would never stand for this kind of nonsense.

Did you see the new Cinderella? What did you think of it? How do you feel about Disney versions of fairy tales and the messages they offer kids?



2 Comments on ‘Disney’s Cinderella – Live Action, Still Boring’

  1. The trailer and the casting were enough to tell me that this would not be the movie for me. But it’s good to see my instincts validated. 🙂 You make such a good point about a passive main character with no agency – and I wonder how Cinderella became such a classic despite that gaping hole in craftsmanship. Playing on everyone’s wish for an easy life without having to work for it, I guess.

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    1. The rags to riches story is the ultimate fairy tale, it’s true.

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